Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,
Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!

Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?
Sardar: Pata Nahee.
Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?
Sardar: “Yateeem”.

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……

SARDAR JI WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"AYE MAYRAY WATAN KAY LOGO
ZARA AANKH MAIN BHAR LO PANII,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI,
TUSSI GHER LAY AAO “ZANNANI” “

One Sardar callz Air India and ask “How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?
Just a min, says the receptionist. “Thank you.” sayz da Sardar and
hangs up.

Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.
Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?
Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!
Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,
Rail Kia Cheez Hay?

2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks
took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.
You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.
So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Sardar Building Sa Gira
Doctor Said: He is Dead
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up n Said
Main Zinda Hoon
Sardars Wife
Tu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.

Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: “Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.”
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:”Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.”