Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?

Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: “Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.”
Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
Pathan:”Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.”

1 pathan nadee ky kinaray naha rha tha,kay 1 admee aya or us kay kapray choree kr ky bhaag gya.
Pathan ny awaaz de ,O bhai kapre rakh lay magar naswaar tou dy ja,

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