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Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!
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Wife: kash tussee SMS hunday, Mein zindagee bhar kay liye save kar layndee,Husband: Kaash tussee ring tone hunday assee her haftay badal laynday.!
June 3, 2009
Master to Sardar: Qaatil kisy kehty hain?Sardar: Pata Nahee.Master: Agr tum apnay baap ko qatal kardo tou Tum kiya kehlaao gay?Sardar: “Yateeem”.
June 3, 2009
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon……
June 3, 2009
SARDAR JI WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"AYE MAYRAY WATAN KAY LOGOZARA AANKH MAIN BHAR LO PANII,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI,TUSSI GHER LAY AAO “ZANNANI” “
June 3, 2009
One Sardar callz Air India and ask “How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?Just a min, says the receptionist. “Thank you.” sayz da Sardar andhangs up.
June 3, 2009
Aik Sardar g Rail Ki Patri Pr Soo gaya.Aik Admi Ny Kaha Kia Kr Raho Ho?Train Aayegi Tou Mr Jao Gay!Sardar Ji: Kal Mayre Opper Say Jahaaz Guzar Gayaa Tou Kuch Nahee Hua,Rail Kia Cheez Hay?
June 3, 2009
2 Sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinkstook sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them.You cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager.So da 2 Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.
June 3, 2009
Sardar Building Sa GiraDoctor Said: He is DeadSardar Suddenly Wake Up n SaidMain Zinda HoonSardars WifeTu Pya Reh Tenu Doctor Naloo Bohta Pata Aae.
June 3, 2009
Ak pathan k gf ny poochajb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?
June 3, 2009
Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: “Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy.”Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.Pathan:”Aadat bhe bohat milti hy.”
June 9, 2009
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