A special friend is rare indeed,
It seems to be a special breed,
Yes! perfect friends are very few,
So lucky I am for having you.

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security: Who ar you?
Pathan: I am Hindu.
Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan!
Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

A Pathan saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Pathan: B.Com final year”

A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"

A pathan was playing “KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI”
Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
Pathan replied:”Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?”
Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?

Ik din 1 pathan kee apny baap sy laraai ho gae.
Us ny baap kee photo qabrastan meyn ik tree pr lagaa dee or uss ky neechay likh diya
“coming soon” lolz

Pathan riding a cycle hits a Female.
Female: Ghantee nahee maari jaatee kya?
Pathan: Aray Poori cycle maar diya Hum ny,
ab ghantee alag say maaron kya ?

Master J: "Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy"

Master J: “Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

Molaana sahab jummay k khutbay mai:
Aaj kal Cable pe Channel bohat kharaab aa rahy hain.
Pathan: Nahi hamary ghar to saaf arahy hain.
Aap apni wire check karwain :

1 Daryaa k Kinaray 2 Sardar Chamach se darya main Dahi daal rahy thay.
1 Pathan ne dekha to Pucha: Khocha ye kya kar rahy ho?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana rahy hain.
Pathan: Ha ha ha ha.. O Pagal ka bacha loog isi liye tum par lateefay banataa hai.
Itni Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga?

1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..